I need a scientist…

…to explain to me why microwaved coffee gets flat and nasty and awful. It’s barely drinkable!

It doesn’t matter if the coffee is fresh and it just needs a quick pick-me-up. It will turn into the dreaded flat, bodiless beverage I can hardly choke down.

This is not happy coffee, folks. No siree.


  1. BadAssAunt says:

    Apparently radio waves don’t have the right resonance for java…it likes the s-l-o-w burn effect of regular old thermal energy. YM via rml ii 😉

  2. Kevin Schneider says:

    This post makes me a sad Panda.

  3. Hahahaha that cracked me up! It makes me a sad and angry Panda, as well.

  4. I’m going to ask Chris! Maybe he has an idea…although I suppose his answer will be something about “what?! people drink microwaved coffee?” 😉

  5. Well exactly – I think the point should be that no one should ever drink microwaved coffee, ever. But both my mom and K-dawg like it.

  6. Haha I love it!

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