What exactly is Britney back FROM?

Britney lovers, don’t get mad at me, but I’m about to post a little critique of Ms. Spears for a post. I have one very popular Britney post where I lauded her comeback a few years ago when she released “Womanizer” before her album Circus came out. And yes, I do possess her Femme Fatale album (not that I understand why it’s named that, unless it’s just to signify that most of the songs are about sex).

But okay, this cover comes out and….how do I say this? It doesn’t look like her. It looks like a Photoshopped/plastic surgery version of herself. Does anyone else see this? Like, what’s going on with her chin? It’s jutting out. I think the eyes and hair are the same and I do love whatever white thing she’s wearing that is indistinguishable from the white of the cover but….Who is that? She’s done so many photo shoots where she doesn’t look completely different from one side to the other like this.

The next question is….what are you back from, Britney? With your figure? Isn’t that old news? She’s not singing live, as we all know. She still loves her some lip synching. It’s not dancing, since she can’t or doesn’t dance and gyrate nearly to the extent that she used to – like, at all.

So…back from what, exactly? Motherhood? Rehab? The mental asylum? I really don’t know.

Since I just did an album review, I won’t say much on Femme Fatale except that as I relayed to a friend of mine, it sounds rather “Britney Lite.” It’s got some great beats and I listened to it quite a bit and sure, I like it just fine. It’s no Born This Way but that’s okay. Am I going to shell out $150 or more to go see her in “concert,” though? No ma’am.

All I can say is that Britney looks pretty but there’s nothing remarkable about this cover except for the fact that whoever sliced her in real life or in Photoshop made her look like every other blonde Hollywood actress out there on the cover of a magazine.

Meh.

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Comments

  1. It doesn’t look like her, there is an echo of her in the pic, some similarities but it could be a look-alike…and what’s she back from? My guess is the Spar! 🙂

  2. It doesn’t look like her at all. There are a bunch of possibilities, although I believe Photoshop is the most likely. That’s what I can’t stand most about these magazines/media (I’m guilty of falling for it, too). You see these GORGEOUS pictures of your favorite people and think they’re SO stunning. But when you see them in person with all the glitz and glam taken off, they’re just like you and me. Fine, so a lot of them do have nice bodies or nice skin or nice outfits. But who doesn’t when you have a personal shopper, a personal stylist, and a beautification team that is more than the GDP of a third world country? If I had that kind of money, with my personal trainer, my personal cook, my personal stylist, my personal aesthetician, I’d be Adonis. Ok, maybe not Adonis, but maybe…who am I kidding? I’d be Adonis!!! But as we all know, sex and glam sells. And money makes thw world go round. So…well…I guess Britney is back from not being sexy and without glam. I think? I’m just happy to see, at least a glimmer of, that she has re-escaped the grasp of the deathly grips that is Hollywood…for now.

  3. Oh, yes, and I wish for world peace 🙂

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